Lyrics

Sarah Jane, Sarah Jane
Won't you please let me explain
Sarah Jane, Sarah Jane
Won't you please let me explain
Things ain't the way they seem to be
Please don't point that gun at me

When you went by on the bus
That was my SISTER, if you must
When you went by on the bus
That was my SISTER, if you must
She had to go, and catch a plane
That's why I kissed her, Sarah Jane

And as for your bank account
I had to borrow a small amount
And as for your bank account
I had to borrow a small amount
But don'y you worry, I signed your name
I meant to tell you, Sarah Jane

You say your jewelry disappeared
Well if that ain't a little weird
You say your jewelry disappeared
Well if that ain't a little weird
I seen a hobo hop a train
I bet he done it, Sarah Jane

How should I know who took your car
And left it burnin' outside the bar?
How should I know who took your car
And left it burnin' outside the bar?
Why is it me you always blame?
Put down that pistol, Sarah Jane!
Put down that pistol, Sarah Jane!
Put down that pistol, Sarah Ja-