Lyrics

Well fancy meeting you here now that all is said and done
Armageddon's over and it's hard to say who won
Everybody's gone but you and me for what it's worth
Funny now I really am the last man on earth

I'm the last man on earth, I'm the last man on earth
Funny now I really am the last man on earth

I broke a downtown window, got a brand new pair of pants
If I dress a little better, won't you let me have a chance?
'Cause Honey-babe there's one thing that you got to understand
I'm holding the future in the palm of my hand
Remember what you told me a couple weeks ago
In front of all your fancy friends, it did amuse them so
Your answer to my question was the cause of all their mirth
You said, you wouldn't have me if I was the last man on earth

Well I'm the last man on earth, now I'm the last man on earth
Isn't that ironic? I'm the last man on earth

Now what with World War Three and all, I know it's kind of weird
But if I was to brush my teeth, and maybe comb my beard
I would take a bath whether I needed one or not
I'd you'd only change your mind and let me have a shot
Your self-fulfilling prophesy has finally come to pass
It seems that of my gender I am now the very last
So Darlin' love me tender, cause all you got is me
It's time that you adjusted to the new reality

I'm the last man on earth, I'm the last man on earth
Where you goin' Honey-babe? I'm the last man on earth
I'm the last man on earth, I'm the last man on earth
You must be kiddin' me
What part of "last man on earth" don't you get?
But...but what about the human race?
I'm the last man on earth.